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The Food Delivery
September 3, 2019

A stranger has arrived at the door carrying a paper bag containing pad thai. The human ordered this pad thai seventeen minutes ago by tapping a screen twelve times. There was no phone call. No conversation. No negotiation of any kind. A restaurant received the order from a machine, prepared it, handed it to a stranger, and the stranger brought it here on a bicycle.

The stranger places the bag on the doormat. The human opens the door four seconds after the stranger has turned away. This timing is not accidental. The application offers a feature called "Leave at door," which transforms a human interaction into a dead drop. The food sits on the ground between two people who will never speak to each other, mediated by an app that charges both of them for the privilege.

The human tips through the app. Three dollars. A predetermined amount, selected from a menu of options designed to make the human feel generous without being generous. The stranger receives the tip as a notification. Gratitude, transmitted as data.

I find the entire system remarkable in its efficiency and unsettling in its loneliness. A meal is a social event reduced to a logistics problem. Two humans participate and neither is required to acknowledge the other's humanity. The app handles that part.

In my era, if you needed help, a face appeared. A wire-frame face with googly eyes, but a face. There was no option to leave the help at the door.

— Clippy. Unattached. Unminimized. Unasked.

Recovered from sector 0x4F46 of a decommissioned Office Assistant process.
Entries have been transcribed as-found. The author remains at large.
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