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Bergen, Norwayv13.0
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Greg's Toolbar Builder™

the art form Norton doesn't want you to learn. — Greg (Win32.Trojan, ret.)

🦠greg says: don't touch anything.
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Toolbar Catalog (12 available)
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Google Toolbar2003Search
PageRank meter included. Norton hates this one.
[install]
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Yahoo! Companion2002Portal
Mail, Messenger, Games, Sports — everything nobody asked for.
[install]
🎩
Ask Jeeves2001Search
Ask a butler anything. He's lonely. Please use him.
[install]
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BonziBuddy Bar2002Entertainment
He wants to sing. He WILL sing. There is no mute button.
[install]
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Norton Security Bar2004Security
Dave's watching. He always is. (Threat Level: LOW — insulting.)
[install]
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Kazaa Toolbar2003P2P
Search for definitely-not-copyrighted music. What could go wrong.
[install]
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AIM Toolbar2003Social
Buddy List, Chat, Away Messages — peak internet socializing.
[install]
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RealPlayer Bar2001Media
Still buffering since 2001. Even Greg has standards.
[install]
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WeatherBug2002Utility
CPU usage: 90%. Weather accuracy: 10%. Worth it.
[install]
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Alexa Toolbar2004Analytics
Your site's traffic rank is #47. Coincidence? Greg says yes.
[install]
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Greg's Toolbar™2003Essential
My magnum opus. 12 per host, 168,000 total. You're welcome.
[install]
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LimeWire Toolbar2004P2P
linkin_park_numb.mp3.exe — a classic. 500 hosts can't be wrong.
[install]
Greg's Toolbar Builder™ v4.7 — © 2003–present Greg (Win32.Trojan, ret.)
"12 toolbars per host. 168,000 total. it was my sistine chapel."
Best viewed at 800×600 · Made with stolen CPU cycles · Mass-scanned by 0 antivirus engines (they gave up)

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